imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via skinnyasarifle)

spoopee:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

(via phobias)